masøn's "worst films ever" list

feel free to add on your most-hated flicks:

1) ultraviolet - there's no reason this should ever have even left the script's rough draft stage. why, milla jovavich, ehy?
2) deception - saw it when i was a kid. it was my "worst movie ever" for years
3) miami vice - i mean, seriously, did they pay so much money to get colin farrell and jaimie fox that they didn't have enough left to pay a scriptwriter?
4) bloodrayne - total b-flick. michael madsen, michelle rodriguez, kristanna lokken -- what were you three thinking? you're so much better than this.
5) superman returns - i thought it was supposed to based on a comic book, not a romance novel.
6) any batman movie except the first one and the last one - christian bale and michael keaton kick ass and the scripts were well-written; all of the others are a scar on the reputation of the only good superhero dc comics ever had.
7) cool world - brad pitt and gabriel byrne should've known better. hell, even kim basinger should've known better.